Welcome one and all to Henry's Web, an insider's guide to the best private school in all of Earlsdon. (Please note that this is just speculation.) Yes, this is, almost unbelievably, the school's only website. And its completely unofficial! Hoorah! This of course means that we have utter freedom of speech and independance of views! Hoorah! And since I am a private individual I can say what I want! Hoorah! Legally! Super-hoorah! I don't mean for this site to be really that big a deal, but I figured that I might as well get in and make a site before someone without my skill and artifice did it, and made it either: a. Boring but original, and hence pretty much unassailable, on the principle that original is best, and I would always subsequently feel that I had ripped off their scheme. OR, b. Pretty damn top, and hence difficult to rival simply because of its entertainment factor. Although more terrible for me, this option also has the benefit of being almost impossibly remote in likelihood. I considered making the site kind of a sharp tongued orgy of witticism, but I thought better of that, because the intellectual strain on me would be too awful, and I would become a mere husk of my former self. This of course, would not do. So what I intend to do is simply to try and keep everybody informed about things as I see them, if not technically abreast of the news, then at least eventually in the know. So what's on the menu today? 1. News, and how to avoid it. The key principals of Avoidance, and how it could change your school life. 2. Bulletin paper: why no purple? Watching the notices, and how it could change your school life. 3. Stress Management Techniques. Stress Management techniques, and how they could change your school life. 4. Featured Staff Member: Mr. Forse. Crazy Mr. Forse and his crazy world, and how he probably will change your school life. 5. The Future of the Prefect System. Mr. Vardon's sinister new prefect plans, and how they could change your school life. 6. Hey you! Slack folk! Join in, and contribute! How to contribute your own ideas and suggestions to Henry's Web, and how it could change your school life.